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'-and did anyone notice my little faux pas with the meat balls?'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Too much cilantro

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Well-done, alright?"

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Cat Cooking Bird.

TV Chef Cooking Range

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Recipes.

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

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"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"I don't like it."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

Fly in soup, "Gutsy little bugger isn't he?"

'Stop worrying, Wally's wife said, you're not going to screw up, and the hyena boys aren't going to laugh at you.'