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'I sent out for everything.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

The Second-to-last Supper.

'Well excuse me, but if your chef's so great, why is he in the kitchen instead of a TV show?'

Bread Stall

What salt shakers find amusing

Catfishing.

Complementary wine and cheese

'-and did anyone notice my little faux pas with the meat balls?'

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

"This is how it works. If you burn the fish it's "blackened cajun delight". And if you can't be stuffed cooking it, it's called Sashimi!"

Tall man has a tall menu, whilst a small woman has a small menu.

"I don't care what they scavenge at Kevin's."

Large Salmon in a fishmonger's

''For what we are about to receive' is burnt.'

Chef being protected by bodyguards from fat fans

"I'm afraid we only watch the cookery programmes."

Success Sometimes Comes in Different Guises...Top Dog....Bottom Dog.