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'I sent out for everything.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

Naomi Osaka

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

The Second-to-last Supper.

'Well excuse me, but if your chef's so great, why is he in the kitchen instead of a TV show?'

Jeremy Paxman

Bread Stall

What salt shakers find amusing

Catfishing.

Complementary wine and cheese

Jimmy Carr

'-and did anyone notice my little faux pas with the meat balls?'

Jürgen Norbert Klopp

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

"This is how it works. If you burn the fish it's "blackened cajun delight". And if you can't be stuffed cooking it, it's called Sashimi!"

Tall man has a tall menu, whilst a small woman has a small menu.

"I don't care what they scavenge at Kevin's."

'He says he doesn't give a toss about Jamie Oliver but, if you can get Kylie Minogue to approve it, he'll eat it.'

'Even widescreen struggles to fit them in.'

Large Salmon in a fishmonger's

''For what we are about to receive' is burnt.'

Chef being protected by bodyguards from fat fans

Careful, the coffee's room temperature. Beelzebrew.

"I'm afraid we only watch the cookery programmes."

Pete Sampras

Tony Fernandes

Success Sometimes Comes in Different Guises...Top Dog....Bottom Dog.