Home Chef Aficionado Gifts

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Beauty and the Baste

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Linguini for two?"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"