Home Chef Aficionado Mugs

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Beauty and the Baste

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Linguini for two?"

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'