Home Chef Enthusiast Mugs

'You don't like it, do you?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

The First Steak.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"