Home Cooking Aficionados Mugs

'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Goddess.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

The First Steak.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Just like mother used to make.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Meat loaf again!'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'