Cooking Aficionados Mugs

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Life is for the birds.

Domestic Goddess.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Beauty and the Baste

Sushi Train Spotters

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Now how did she know?"

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

I am to blame.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

The First Steak.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

A Bun in the Oven.

"Linguini for two?"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

Inappropriate garnish.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'