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'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Life is for the birds.

Domestic Goddess.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Now how did she know?"

The First Steak.

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Beauty and the Baste

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

A Bun in the Oven.

"Linguini for two?"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?