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'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

The First Steak.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Meat loaf again!'

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'