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"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Feast

The Perfect Foil

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Cookery Lesson.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.