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Student loans - 'Mmmm, money. Just like Mom used to make.'

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Goddess.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

The First Steak.

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"