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"Dinner is scrambled."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Surprise in the salad bowl

I made you a cake!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."