Home Cook Enthusiast Pillows

"Dinner is scrambled."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

I made you a cake!

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"A little under done?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"