Home Cooking Devotee Pillows

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

A Creature WAS Stirring

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

The First Steak.

Beauty and the Baste

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

'Just like mother used to make.'

'Meat loaf again!'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

Swiss Kitchen