Home Cooking Devotee Pillows

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Goddess.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

Beauty and the Baste

The First Steak.

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'Just like mother used to make.'

Swiss Kitchen

'Meat loaf again!'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"