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An excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".

Women's Institute First Annual Onion Chopping Competition "Mark my words, it'll all end in tears"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

The Guiltateria

"Sticky rice is ready to go."

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Fish for tea'!

MOM'S DINER - Today's super-saver special, go home and cook something yourself!

'What do you mean, 'it isn't as good as your Mother's'?'

'Oh, he'll be alright - it's just food poisoning again.'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Domestic Goddess.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Beauty and the Baste

The First Steak.