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"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Domestic Goddess.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

A Creature WAS Stirring

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

The First Steak.

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."