Family Dining Aficionado T-Shirts

Looking for a gift that captures their passion for family dinners? Our fun and stylish t-shirts make a playful statement about their love for gathering around the table.

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'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.' mockup

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

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Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Life with a professional baseball catcher. mockup

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.' mockup

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

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'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?" mockup

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

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"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?" mockup

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon. mockup

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

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"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

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"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!" mockup

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

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'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?' mockup

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

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'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

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'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?' mockup

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

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"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

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"Room for dessert, folks?"

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"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

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"How's the salmon?"

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Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree! mockup

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

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'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.' mockup

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

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'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.' mockup

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

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'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.' mockup

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

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'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

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