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"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"You've all been like a company to me."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'