Family Recipe Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."