Family Foodies Gifts

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"We have big news!"

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.