Funny Family Foodie Gifts

'Bless this spinach, albeit the work of the devil.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli, Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Obnoxious. screaming kids,or non-obnoxious, screaming kids.'

"This is fish, Mother. I don't eat brain food in the summer."

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'