Comical Foodie Gifts

"RFK Jr. demands transparency of food supply, FDA traces source of corned beef and cabbage."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Bangers and Mash

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."