Funny Family Foodie T-Shirts

'Bless this spinach, albeit the work of the devil.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli, Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Obnoxious. screaming kids,or non-obnoxious, screaming kids.'

"This is fish, Mother. I don't eat brain food in the summer."

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'