Family Business Foodie Gifts

"It's not an entry-level position, but seeing as you're my son, you qualify for the job."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Hungry child

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"Hmmm...impressive CV! Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll go far in this company...."

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'