Family Business Enthusiast Gifts

"Gentlemen, I take it you're both familiar with the arbitration procedure..." "Yes Dad!"

Kriten, Kriten and Kriten Enterprises.

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'I'd fire him, if he wasn't my son.'

"I got this job based on my tremendous knowledge and work skills. At least that's what my Dad said when he hired me."

"Harris, I want you to show my boy everything you know - even if it takes all day."

"It's been three years since I took over, will you stop looking over my shoulder, dad?"

We're cutting back. I'm going to have to let you go, Dad.

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

'How many times have I told you to tidy your office?!'

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

"Remember, son, it's not what you know that counts but who I know."

Molloy and Sons Inc (except Fred)

"I guess there are some drawbacks to nepotism!"

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"You're late, Ackroyd - no good timekeeping bonus...Good morning, son."

"Someday, son, this window-treatment will be yours."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Crump and Crump: A Divorce Owned Business.

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

"Remember son, money is...everything!"

"And this is our newest junior executive... My boy, Junior!"

"I suppose you could call us, brothers in law."

"If you think the first part of our psychological test was intrusive, wait until you meet my mother."

Following in father's footsteps

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"I pride myself on running the business the same way my great-grandfather did. Deals are still made with a handshake and enforced by big, terrifying sociopaths who are very good at their jobs!"

"Someday, son, this will all be dust, swept from the earth by disaster...."

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

'I worked for my wife's company and I got fired for sexual harassment!'

"I don't need your business advice. You're my dad. Your job is to parent."

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Son, the Marshak Co has take us over lock, stock and barrel. And old man Marshak - he's adopted you.'