Family Business Fanatic Gifts

"The corporate culture around here is basically my mom complaining about the price of lemons."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

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'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Hmmm...impressive CV! Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll go far in this company...."

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'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."