Family Business Enthusiasts Gifts

"Okay son, you're a corporate officer now... So go out there and fire someone!"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"Hmmm...impressive CV! Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll go far in this company...."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"We don't know the meaning of the word nepotism in my firm. My son over there will back me up on that."

Future Micro MGR.

A Mom and Pop Operation

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."