Food Business Gifts

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Rump roast?"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Important Food Groups

"It's probably just seasonal."

Another day in the Splenda mines

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

Ghostbasters 3

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Make me one with everything!"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.