Starting A Food Business Gifts

Hot Dog Stand

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Sushi - formerly gyros, hotdogs, pretzels, chestnuts.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Three Pigs.

Baker

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

American Pastry

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

Loyd Grossman

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

Mess Hall. The new recruit was assigned to kitchen duty. We have a private chef!

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."