Foodie Entrepreneur Gifts

Phelps,Timmon & Ashe Restaurant

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'I'm shooting for early retirement, opening a small restaurant, building it into a chain, and the - early retirement again.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

Tzatzikicicle

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Culture clash

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'