Foodie Innovator Gifts

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Fresh pepper?"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"We're making progress."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Solar Range.