Inventive Foodie Gifts

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

Adam and Eve and Scott

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

Solar Range.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."