Inventive Foodie Gifts

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

Solar Range.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Adam and Eve and Scott

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."