Creative Food Lover Gifts

Aesthetic Pioneers

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Your French dip, sir.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Feast

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."