Creative Cuisine Enthusiast Gifts

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Lockdown casserole

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Baloneystini

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

All-Candy Seder.

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Cookery Lesson.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Tzatzikicicle

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"