Food Creativity Gifts

Lockdown sushi

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

Tzatzikicicle

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Picasso

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Spatula Conductor

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Artist and chiken

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Endangered Entrees

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Hoopla!'