"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"
Creative Cooking Gifts
Looking for a gift for the creatively inclined cook? Explore our range of fun, witty, and inspiring products that brighten up any kitchen and encourage culinary innovation. From quirky mugs to playful prints, find something that sparks their passion for cooking and makes their kitchen moments more enjoyable.
Clandestine Cuisine
Baloneystini
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
Cooks
Husband makes breakfast
Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.
'Hoopla!'
Rocket Lettuce.
'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'
"I call it 'Cellblock Shiraz.' Don't be intimidated by the bouquet."
Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf
Lockdown sandwiches
Blue Blazer Cocktail.
'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'
We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.
Children's Feast.
Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.
"I call it 'rage loaf'."
Lockdown casserole
"My only love sprung from my only hate!"
An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.
All-Candy Seder.
Tzatzikicicle
'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'
"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."
'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'
Picasso
Writer and his Muse on a cookout.
'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'
'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'
'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'
'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'
“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”
Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!
Creative Cooking Gifts Collection
Creative Cooking Mugs
Discover more fun and witty mugs that celebrate creative cooking and elevate their kitchen routine. Perfect for any foodie’s collection.
Creative Cooking Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows featuring creative culinary designs. Fun and inspiring for any food enthusiast.
Creative Cooking Prints
Explore prints that celebrate the art of creative cooking—ideal for kitchen decor or food lover’s wall art.
Creative Cooking T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase their passion for inventive cooking with playful and stylish designs. A great gift for food lovers.