Creative Chefs Gifts

Multi-Functional

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Canape?

Lockdown casserole

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

In the DNA Kitchen

Baloneystini

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Sweet surprise.

You're the icing on my cupcake!

All-Candy Seder.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Tzatzikicicle

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Picasso

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Cooking With Pollock.

She found baking helped enormously.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Spatula Conductor

"Christmas pudcast"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."