Imaginative Chefs Gifts

'Mud Again?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

The Origins of Everything

Quartet of chefs.

Tzatzikicicle

Cook in the cookery section.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Cooking With Pollock.

Spatula Conductor

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

Artist and chiken

'It's her signature dish.'

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Salvador Deli

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Cutting round an igloo...

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Sushi For Men...

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

Multi-Functional