Imaginative Foodies Gifts

Bobby's new head-mounted airplane hangar and runway made dinnertime much more fun.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

The Salvador Deli

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Adam and Eve and Scott

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Salvador Deli

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

When seasons collide

Comment on food.

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.

Computer problems

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

"How about an apple split for a change?"

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

Aesthetic Pioneers

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

'Mud Again?'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan."

Mouse Party