Imaginative Eaters Gifts

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Spaghetto

Salvador Deli

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Soup on a stick

'Enjoy?...How?'

Comment on food.

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

How to sell healthy food...

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"How about an apple split for a change?"

"I'll be the best side dish ever."

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"I made my special lengua casserole! Let me serve you..."