Creative Eater Gifts

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Lockdown casserole

Baloneystini

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

All-Candy Seder.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Tzatzikicicle

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Picasso

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

Spatula Conductor

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Molecular gastronomy.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

Artist and chiken

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'Enjoy?...How?'

Endangered Entrees