Creative Eater Mugs

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Lockdown casserole

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Tzatzikicicle

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Picasso

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

Spatula Conductor

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Molecular gastronomy.

Chinese Novel Cookie

Artist and chiken

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Soup on a stick

Endangered Entrees

'Enjoy?...How?'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!