Innovative Eater Mugs

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Jim checks his breadbox inbox.

How to sell healthy food...

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'm unable to process this image."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Habanero ..."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

'It's an acquired taste!'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

Roadkill Restaurant

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

"We're making progress."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'