Adventurous Eater With A Twist Mugs

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm unable to process this image."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"Habanero ..."

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

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