Adventurous Eater Mugs

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

'What are you doing putting ketchup on my souffle??? I worked all day on that! Are you out of your mind??'

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"You said you wanted something different for dinner, so I made cream of whale soup."

"Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't even told you my safe word yet!"

'You order a pizza topped with sunflower seeds and crackers?'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

'So, you didn't order the Korma then?'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

"...Medium, or rare?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Alligator Stew

"We're really trying to win over the male consumer."

Excess Baggage: When in doubt about eating something sold by a street vendor when you're away from home...Don't.

Excess Baggage: If you are handed a menu in a foreign language you might want to ask a few questions before you order.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified food will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

The chef is cooking up a storm!

"You're in luck! We've got a celebrity chef on tonight."

'Eat locally - all roadkill from 8-mile radius'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Not getting the last serving of your tia's lengua casserole.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Travel is all about new experiences...."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."