Adventure Eater Mugs

"Do you do catering?"

"Is everything O.K.?"

"I'll have the weirdo's lunch."

Natural bomb

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

I wish I'd had the review.

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"A table in Siberia, please."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Picasso

Spaghetti Road

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."