Food Adventure Seeker Mugs

A Respite Between Courses

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

'How do I know they sell genetically modified food here?'

'Thank you for not throwing up'

'I don't believe this. It's the bill from the restaurant, they're charging me for the salmonella!'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

I wish I'd had the review.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Man's cooking explodes.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Tzatzikicicle

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."