Foodie Adventure Seeker Mugs

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Is this still America?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

I wish I'd had the review.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Man's cooking explodes.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

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