Culinary Adventure Seeker Mugs

Man's cooking explodes.

"Well, finally!!"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

The Upchuck Wagon

"Hey, Frenchie, you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?"

'Now you listen to me, Barrows, we have a contingent from the 'dramatic and destructive Greek restaurateur society' coming here today... Make sure nothing goes wrong.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Bermuda Triangles

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"You owe me five bucks."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.